onebadway

2008-10-17T12:35:00.001+01:00

Good times :/

2008-10-03T10:52:00.001+01:00

http://www.nufc.com/2008-09html/2008-10-02kinnear.html

help?

2008-09-15T16:44:00.000+01:00

2008-09-08T09:56:00.003+01:00

Go on, click it. It is work safe, surprisingly.

Enter Sandman (with cats)

2008-08-05T11:51:00.001+01:00

hehe :)

2008-07-22T21:52:00.001+01:00

Spot the odd word(s) out:

Olive Oil
Wine
Gold
Silver
Madeleine
Zinc

Answer:

Zinc was never traded around the Mediterranean.

2008-03-12T22:26:00.001Z

2007-12-18T14:10:00.000Z

Some more stuff similar to the one below.

2007-12-18T14:02:00.000Z

Funny :)

2007-11-16T21:00:00.000Z

best.advert.ever

second.best.advert.ever

2007-11-06T08:23:00.000Z

Pulp Muppets

Genius.

2007-11-05T20:47:00.000Z

It took me ages to find out who did this song, and having it in itunes as 'artist name/album title' didn't really help matters... Anyway, I like it, its a great song :)

I Want You To Want Me / Cheap Trick

2007-06-18T11:49:00.000+01:00

I watched Commando for what must be the 100th time at the weekend. Its a great film, like, really, really great.

I might write some more later, for now go read this thread. Its all about information you can glean from watching Commando...

2006-12-03T11:59:00.000Z

my gearbox has died. its going to cost anything from £500 to £2000 to fix the motherfucker. i *love* bmws, but fuck me this is testing the strength of the bond i have with them.

i believe the appropriate word is: cunt.

On the plus side, i get to look at new cars, maybe a golf. my neighbour has a golf. he's a land-grabbing grey-faced miserable cocksucker. hopefully he's that way because of his wife, not the car.

2006-09-08T21:24:00.000+01:00

I'm going to Malaysia next weekend. A few nights in Kuala Lumpur, a week at Langkawi, then a few more nights in Kuala Lumpur.

I'm going to try and capture a monkey when I get to Langkawi. Not entirely sure how I'll get one back though, maybe post it in a box with air-holes.

It's going to rock.

2006-05-31T10:36:00.000+01:00

someone recommend me a decent record player, amp and speaker set please...

2006-01-13T21:47:00.000Z

Chuck Norris

go read this and laugh, before i roundhouse kick you to the face.

2005-12-24T13:52:00.000Z

i have some nice knives. they rock.

thanks A.

2005-09-20T21:24:00.000+01:00

things i have been doing recently:

working like a slave (no, really). moved offices. yet again, we didn't use a removal firm so my back still hurts from carrying a xerox phazer 7300n upstairs. on my own.
going to a very strange family event, which consisted mainly of people that I don't know or like, and a few cool people, namely HC, F and HC's alleged mother - when will the blood tests come back anyway? G smith was also there, she smiled at me, so the fact that I haven't seen her since christmas wasn't an issue. she likes me anyway, i'm the only person in the family that put up with her for 6 years and gave her lifts to the hospital.
preparing for our holiday to florida. I'm going to disney world. So it'll be full of fucking americans. yay! FUCKERS. Hopefully I can get some nice Nike trainers though.

that's it. when i come back from florida i might still do the arkansas write up i mentioned last year...

joke.

what is the difference between onions and prostitutes?

highlight the next paragraph with the mouse to read the answer.

i don't cry when i cut up prostitutes.

;)

2005-08-29T21:02:00.000+01:00

get the tv tomorrow. i'm excited.

i may have to post pictures and things.

hbm - when you up here till? wife is away with work for a night in the next week or so. i'm thinking curry, beer, films, the remnants of the jack daniels...

2005-08-03T22:32:00.000+01:00

painted the room white. completely fucked.

i need to start planning where the cables are gonna go, where the tv stand/tv will sit and what to do with the dvd shelves. moving the dvds took a while, mainly because i've got a million gagillion of them.

newcastle got beat - Souness/Shepherd/Hall, you are utter cunts. Thank you for making newcastle a farce to be reckoned with. Die. DIE DIE DIE. D. I. E.

on the plus side, Shearer kicked fuck out of a gringo.

:-)

2005-08-02T19:11:00.000+01:00

We bought a tv: this one. Even the wife likes it. As Alan Partridge would say "back of the net!" Also bought a new sofa. Rock on \o/

Music.

Things I'm listening to, according to iTunes 'recently played' list, are:

New Order
Iron Maiden
Guns n Roses
Aerosmith
James Brown
Van Halen
Oasis
Joy Division
Simon & Garfunkel
Dire Straits
The Jam
The Pogues
Kate Bush
Depeche Mode
Iggy Pop
Hall and Oates
Bee Gees
Bon Jovi
Neil Young
Rod Stewart (fuck yeah, legend)
Beck
KLF
The Who
Pink Floyd
Amy Holland (scarface soundtrack)
Michael Jackson (what's the best thing about 86 year olds?)
Blondie
The Cure
Utah Saints
Supergrass
Dr Dre
Snoop Dogg
Beastie Boys
Heaven 17
The Libertines
Franz Ferdinand
Maximo Mark (local, therefore they fucking rock. fact.)
The Futureheads
Jimi Hendrix
Velvet Revolver (the band guns n roses should have become. hold on, they did...)
Stevie Nicks
The Animals
Bob Dylan
Metallica (old stuff, they turned into bigger wankers more recently)
The Clash
Duran Duran
Led Zeppelin
Roxy Music (interesting story with this band, maybe i'll tell it one day...)

Weird mix, really. Most of it I started to like when I was growing up, hearing the odd track here and there. Some of the rock/metal is Hendrix/HBM's fault - spending summer with them in a farmhouse will do that to you.

I'll give the ones mentioned in comments a look (download) and see how I get on.

I have to go and make tea, wife is hungry.

2005-08-02T16:08:00.000+01:00

Message for HBM, the feckless wonder horse.

Global:

955
GSF22
GF32
93
953

I think we'll need to attack Fenwicks at some point in the near future. They're pricey.

2005-07-29T22:02:00.000+01:00

Been a while since i posted. Life has been busy, work has been tough (hell, i've had to get my brain into gear before 9am every day for the past month at least). Had a breakthrough today with a particularly large and annoying website, so the pressure is off, at least for the weekend.

I'm going shopping tomorrow for a tv. Even the wife is wanting to get one, so it might just happen. Cue much fun with me playing Fenwicks off against John Lewis; asking their best price for cash and all that shit. Which will no doubt embarrass the wife, but make me want to giggle like a kid who's just set fire to the dog. Apparently it's bad form to ask loaded questions to sales staff who don't know their arse from their elbow - hey, fuck, no-one told me. Besides, if your job is to sell a 2k tv to people day in, day out, then you should know what you are talking about.

Anyway.

Guns N Roses - Appetite For Destruction. Best album of the 80s? Discuss. Or recommend me some new music. I've got 37GB of shite on my ipod, and I listen to the same 30 tunes day in, day out. I need a new playlist. Something with good tunes.

Help...

2005-04-01T10:08:00.000+01:00

1 - 2

fucking legend. rock on.

2004-11-30T14:52:00.000Z

went to arkansas.
back now.

may post a write up shortly.

current status: jetlagged.

2004-10-29T10:31:00.000+01:00

funny - http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/filmtitles/

2004-10-20T15:11:00.000+01:00

I want a new tv; specifically this one: Pioneer PDP-435XDE.

If someone could give me £4,000 that would be nice.

2004-10-14T13:58:00.000+01:00

[nsfw] http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.html
Quite funny. Made me laugh, not bad considering the guy is a fucking american, and should be shot on sight.

Saw herebemonsters last night. Ended up scaring everyone, as usual, with our manic laughter and gibberish made up language of "fuck em, hrhrhrmmph, ducks of war". Did you know... Replace a key word of any film title with 'ducks', and you get an endless game, best played in a chinese restaurant after a five course meal. With crazy mental chinese people looking on.

May post later. I have work to do.

2004-08-24T22:46:00.000+01:00

hbm:

1. blogger.com > login > choose blog > comments > show comments

2. "...making comments about attractiveness ain't like dusting crops boy. You could bounce too close to a feminist and before you know it Germaine Greer and the sexy one called Woolf will have cut your nuts off and pickled them." You owe me £10 for use of the star wars joke. Fair enough, you changed all the words, but I did it first. :P

23:04
addendum

the info for 1. was supplied by someone else. he'll remain anonymous. probably for the best, if the police catch up he's buggered.

I consciously didn't make a single line post comprising: "What's wrong with being sexy?" One family member mentioning Spinal Tap is probably enough, given the amout of fucking musicians. Not that there's anything wrong with musicians, its just apparently you "... can't mention Spinal Tap to them. Ever."

Silly fuckers.

Joke time:
Q. What's neither right nor fair?

A. A darky's left leg.

I thank you. If the joke offends you, pray you never meet me.

2004-08-20T12:17:00.000+01:00

Great, they sold Woodgate. Fucking imbeciles. Freddy Shepherd, you are a fucking CUNT.

2004-08-13T08:58:00.000+01:00

HBM - as Arnie would say: "Stop whining!" The wife is away on saturday, get yerself over and we'll get stupid drunk, set fire to the neighbours house and put right whats wrong in the world, or play Tekken.

2004-08-12T14:34:00.000+01:00

I got married.

It rocks, you get to have a party and everything.

Now piss off, I still can't think of anything else interesting to write about. Except that I'm trading in the Mini Cooper for a Peugeot 307 HDi. Still, the Peugeot has aircon, and funky steering-wheel controls, and a turbo. Plus it seats more than two people at once.

Chamone, motherfucker!

2004-07-27T09:28:00.000+01:00

Jesus, hell of an update by Hendrix Cat. Luckily, I've suppressed my conscience, and feel no obligation to write an essay on fuck knows what. So no major update for me yet.

I'll come back when I've though of something funny to say.

But in the meantime, here's a funny picture:

2004-06-30T15:01:00.000+01:00

fuck it, i'm back.

2004-03-17T14:35:00.000Z

nothing to see here. please disperse.

it will return.