went to arkansas.
back now.
may post a write up shortly.
current status: jetlagged.
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
Wednesday, October 20, 2004
I want a new tv; specifically this one: Pioneer PDP-435XDE.
If someone could give me £4,000 that would be nice.
If someone could give me £4,000 that would be nice.
Thursday, October 14, 2004
[nsfw] http://www.tuckermax.com/stories.html
Quite funny. Made me laugh, not bad considering the guy is a fucking american, and should be shot on sight.
Saw herebemonsters last night. Ended up scaring everyone, as usual, with our manic laughter and gibberish made up language of "fuck em, hrhrhrmmph, ducks of war". Did you know... Replace a key word of any film title with 'ducks', and you get an endless game, best played in a chinese restaurant after a five course meal. With crazy mental chinese people looking on.
May post later. I have work to do.
Quite funny. Made me laugh, not bad considering the guy is a fucking american, and should be shot on sight.
Saw herebemonsters last night. Ended up scaring everyone, as usual, with our manic laughter and gibberish made up language of "fuck em, hrhrhrmmph, ducks of war". Did you know... Replace a key word of any film title with 'ducks', and you get an endless game, best played in a chinese restaurant after a five course meal. With crazy mental chinese people looking on.
May post later. I have work to do.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
hbm:
1. blogger.com > login > choose blog > comments > show comments
2. "...making comments about attractiveness ain't like dusting crops boy. You could bounce too close to a feminist and before you know it Germaine Greer and the sexy one called Woolf will have cut your nuts off and pickled them." You owe me £10 for use of the star wars joke. Fair enough, you changed all the words, but I did it first. :P
23:04
addendum
the info for 1. was supplied by someone else. he'll remain anonymous. probably for the best, if the police catch up he's buggered.
I consciously didn't make a single line post comprising: "What's wrong with being sexy?" One family member mentioning Spinal Tap is probably enough, given the amout of fucking musicians. Not that there's anything wrong with musicians, its just apparently you "... can't mention Spinal Tap to them. Ever."
Silly fuckers.
Joke time:
Q. What's neither right nor fair?
A. A darky's left leg.
I thank you. If the joke offends you, pray you never meet me.
1. blogger.com > login > choose blog > comments > show comments
2. "...making comments about attractiveness ain't like dusting crops boy. You could bounce too close to a feminist and before you know it Germaine Greer and the sexy one called Woolf will have cut your nuts off and pickled them." You owe me £10 for use of the star wars joke. Fair enough, you changed all the words, but I did it first. :P
23:04
addendum
the info for 1. was supplied by someone else. he'll remain anonymous. probably for the best, if the police catch up he's buggered.
I consciously didn't make a single line post comprising: "What's wrong with being sexy?" One family member mentioning Spinal Tap is probably enough, given the amout of fucking musicians. Not that there's anything wrong with musicians, its just apparently you "... can't mention Spinal Tap to them. Ever."
Silly fuckers.
Joke time:
Q. What's neither right nor fair?
A. A darky's left leg.
I thank you. If the joke offends you, pray you never meet me.
Friday, August 20, 2004
Friday, August 13, 2004
Thursday, August 12, 2004
I got married.
It rocks, you get to have a party and everything.
Now piss off, I still can't think of anything else interesting to write about. Except that I'm trading in the Mini Cooper for a Peugeot 307 HDi. Still, the Peugeot has aircon, and funky steering-wheel controls, and a turbo. Plus it seats more than two people at once.
Chamone, motherfucker!
It rocks, you get to have a party and everything.
Now piss off, I still can't think of anything else interesting to write about. Except that I'm trading in the Mini Cooper for a Peugeot 307 HDi. Still, the Peugeot has aircon, and funky steering-wheel controls, and a turbo. Plus it seats more than two people at once.
Chamone, motherfucker!
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
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