my gearbox has died. its going to cost anything from £500 to £2000 to fix the motherfucker. i *love* bmws, but fuck me this is testing the strength of the bond i have with them.

i believe the appropriate word is: cunt.

On the plus side, i get to look at new cars, maybe a golf. my neighbour has a golf. he's a land-grabbing grey-faced miserable cocksucker. hopefully he's that way because of his wife, not the car.

I'm going to Malaysia next weekend. A few nights in Kuala Lumpur, a week at Langkawi, then a few more nights in Kuala Lumpur.

I'm going to try and capture a monkey when I get to Langkawi. Not entirely sure how I'll get one back though, maybe post it in a box with air-holes.

It's going to rock.

someone recommend me a decent record player, amp and speaker set please...

Chuck Norris

go read this and laugh, before i roundhouse kick you to the face.