things i have been doing recently:

• working like a slave (no, really). moved offices. yet again, we didn't use a removal firm so my back still hurts from carrying a xerox phazer 7300n upstairs. on my own.
  
• going to a very strange family event, which consisted mainly of people that I don't know or like, and a few cool people, namely HC, F and HC's alleged mother - when will the blood tests come back anyway? G smith was also there, she smiled at me, so the fact that I haven't seen her since christmas wasn't an issue. she likes me anyway, i'm the only person in the family that put up with her for 6 years and gave her lifts to the hospital.
  
• preparing for our holiday to florida. I'm going to disney world. So it'll be full of fucking americans. yay! FUCKERS. Hopefully I can get some nice Nike trainers though.

that's it. when i come back from florida i might still do the arkansas write up i mentioned last year...

joke.

what is the difference between onions and prostitutes?

highlight the next paragraph with the mouse to read the answer.

i don't cry when i cut up prostitutes.

;)